Thread: WTF is going on ?

Originally Posted by Joomla12

It's CometChat, not TinyChat.

wtf,
i said cometchat and someone edited my post to tinychat

Originally Posted by DeEP_RiVeR

wtf,
i said cometchat and someone edited my post to tinychat

Originally Posted by Stanislav

Why some people find chuck norris funny or whatever?

its just stupid.


(imo i think its for simple people)... not saying u are ... but just saying !

Originally Posted by DeEP_RiVeR

Why some people find chuck norris funny or whatever?

its just stupid.


(imo i think its for simple people)... not saying u are ... but just saying !

Only special people can understand mystery of chucky

Originally Posted by DeEP_RiVeR

Why some people find chuck norris funny or whatever?

its just stupid.


(imo i think its for simple people)... not saying u are ... but just saying !

FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris can bench an 18-wheeler with himself inside it.

Chuck Norris can check his facebook status on a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can get a cow from milk.

Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Oxygen. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.

After Chuck Norris swam around the world in 1 second. He did not get wet. The water got Chuck-ed

Chuck Norris read the whole facebook long time ago.

If you have $1 and Chuck Norris has also $1. Chuck Norris has more.

Even Bill Gates admits that Windows VISTA was Chuck Norris' idea.

Chuck Norris can find a piece of hay in a needle stack.

Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there

Chuck Norris can make orange juice out of bananas.

What did Graham Bell find when he invented telephone? Missed Calls from Chuck Norris.

After a shower, Chuck Norris dosen't need a towel, he just tells the water to get the hell off!.

Chuck Norris rolled a 20 on a 6 sided die.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off..

Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

The creators of Mt. Rushmore were planning on placing Chuck Norris' face next to Washington, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

Chuck Norris doesn't make a splash when he jumps in the water, the water is just getting out of his way.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of your face

Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.

chuck Norris dosent have a shadow because it was in his way.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.

Chuck Norris corrects spell check.

Hitler killed himself to avoid Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris went to hell and killed him again.

Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

Chuck Norris can play hacky sack...with a bowling ball.

Some people get Grim Reaper tattoos. The Grim Reaper has a Chuck Norris tattoo.

Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.




Ok these are enough for now...

People who tell chuck jokes are the ones who cant think of an original joke...

Originally Posted by David20931

People who tell chuck jokes are the ones who cant think of an original joke...

Define an original Joke pussy-fur-face !

There's no such thing as an original joke since jokes are contextual. Biaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!

@David20931 Perhaps this might resonate as an "Original joke" to you:

"You still haven't bought an electric toothbrush yet because you don't know if your teeth are AC or DC."

Originally Posted by TitaNiumTrojAn

Define an original Joke pussy-fur-face !

There's no such thing as an original joke since jokes are contextual. Biaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!

But there are good jokes and bad jokes. I personally think that you can't -tell- good jokes. Really good jokes are situation-dependend and can only be made in rare cases. You have to crack them in an actual situation while interacting with someone else. Thus they are only funny for the persons present and this just for a moment. All the others are LAME.

Dude. Jokes about Obama don't require Obama to be there.

Like I said jokes are contextual. Maybe you should look up that word. If you don't find the jokes funny that's ok that just means you don't really understand who Chuck Norris is.

Still, Chuck Norris is the reason why people like you live under rocks.